Deck the Halls with Zero Patience | Snarky Christmas Candle | Holiday Gift for the Stressed and Festive | Stocking Stuffer | Grab Bag

Bring a touch of snark to your holiday decor with our "Deck the Halls with Zero Patience" candle! Whether you're sipping cocoa or muttering under your breath about tangled lights and endless to-do lists, this candle has your back. Perfect for gifting—or keeping for yourself—this candle is available in 9 delightful scents, plus an unscented option for those who prefer their chaos aroma-free. Clean Cotton Sea Salt & Orchid White Sage & Lavender Apple Harvest Cinnamon Vanilla Atlantis Whisper Christmas Warmth Coconut Cream & Cardamom Peppered Passionfruit Unscented 9 oz jar with 50-60 hours of burn time Vegan, natural, and non-toxic Free of lead, plastics, and parabens Comes in a reusable glass jar—because we all need one less thing to throw away This candle isn’t just a mood setter; it’s a statement. Give the gift of laughs (and a little relaxation) to the people who get you, or keep it as your holiday season survival tool. Grab one in your favorite scent and start decking those halls—patience not included. 🎄 .: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar .: Compliant with ASTM safety standards .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts .: Please note: All scents have the same wax color