Bring a touch of snark to your holiday decor with our "Deck the Halls with Zero Patience" candle! Whether you're sipping cocoa or muttering under your breath about tangled lights and endless to-do lists, this candle has your back. Perfect for gifting—or keeping for yourself—this candle is available in 9 delightful scents, plus an unscented option for those who prefer their chaos aroma-free.
Clean Cotton
Sea Salt & Orchid
White Sage & Lavender
Apple Harvest
Cinnamon Vanilla
Atlantis Whisper
Christmas Warmth
Coconut Cream & Cardamom
Peppered Passionfruit
Unscented
9 oz jar with 50-60 hours of burn time
Vegan, natural, and non-toxic
Free of lead, plastics, and parabens
Comes in a reusable glass jar—because we all need one less thing to throw away
This candle isn’t just a mood setter; it’s a statement. Give the gift of laughs (and a little relaxation) to the people who get you, or keep it as your holiday season survival tool. Grab one in your favorite scent and start decking those halls—patience not included. 🎄
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color